Kutte Raat Ko Kyu Bhokte Hai

Pyar Kya Hai ye pyaar kya hota hai pyar kis kis tarah ka hota hai aur ye kaise hota hai kyu kaisi feelings bhavna aati hai dil me. Faiz Syed IRC TV Islamic Research Centre Naam Kyu Hai Aapke Idare Ka Jabki Islam Me Resarch Ki Zaroorat Nahi Dulhe Ko Shadi Ki Raat Dost. Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they’ve slept with. Peshaab kyon peeni hai. Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chalawange Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hai “TOTA” bola ” PATHAN” hai Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai. Us ke parinaam swaroop jab koi patni apne pati ko dekhti hai to usko pati ke chahre mein kutte ki ya shaitan dikhta hai. Baago main phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko deep jalte rahenge, Dua hai yehi hamari khuda se, Aap khush raha kare, Baaki taklif to hum dete rahenge. ek baar main main…. Jaise Banjaare Ko Ghar Lyrics are penned by Mithoon while this track is sung by Mohammad Irfan. Chodhry) * Bewafa Ladkiyo se to WISHKY or CGRET achi h,ye bhi Dil jalati h woh bhi DIL jalati hai, kam se kam dil jalane se pehle Whisky OR CGRET Hotho se to lag jati hai. ` Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,. abhi - tarika tum isse kuch dete nahi ho kya jo ye sara credit khud le leti hai purvi - tum di se kyu puch rahe ho mujhse pucho abhi - mujhe pagal kutte ne kata hai jo tumse baat karuga purvi - you are right beause ek pagal kutte ko dusra pagal kutta kese kat sakta hai abhi - tumne mujhe pagal kutta kaha. stree yeh nahin samajh paati hai ke jo us ko dikh raha hai woh kewal ek dhoka hai. Funny Hindi Sms - Funny Shayari Hindi Sms - Hindi Funny Sms Funny SMS Shayari in Hindi Mana pyar hamara kacha hai, Par dil to hamara saccha hai, Aksar to guftagu hoti nahi, Chalo new year ka bahana hi accha hai !. Daya: Phir tumne Meehika ko kyu maara? Chintu: Jab mujhe pata chala, ki Meehika mere plan ke baare mein jaanti hai, aur mujhe laga Pearl usske paas hai, toh maine usse bhi upar pahuncha diya. Ek baar raat ko me make up kar rahi thi to usne mujhse pooch liya ki maa kaha jaane ke liye taiyar ho rahi ho. Kutte Ne Fir Gali Di Kutta: “Ben Ke Lund Sale Bahar Nikal Anadar Kyu Maa Chudva Raha Hai” Sher Fir Kuch Na Bola Ye Dekh Ke Sherni Ko Gussa Aa Gaya Aur UsneSher Ko Kaha Sherni: “Kamal Karte Ho Aap Bhi, Jungle Ke Raja Ko Ek Kutta Galiya De Raha Hai”. We promise U will never feel bore here So,. Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain, Aadmi aur Kutte wala joke (1). isliye rukne ke liye papa ne ek saste se hotel me kamra leliya tha. Human translations with examples: english, you sleepy, it's online, let's say it, i am so happy. Contextual translation of "itni raat ko online main" into English. Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. uske kissey main colony ke ladko se sunta hoon. Contextual translation of "kutte raat ko bhokte h" into English. Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra. Magar aap se mil ke Isha dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world. If U r fun lover, Then like this page! This page is all about fun. Kya kutte raat mein nahi bhokte hain?- Do dogs not bark at night? Bache kyu nhi aate hai to get up in the morning, sab kuch – everything, maidan. Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they’ve slept with. What Is Love in Hindi sms message shayari IShq mohabbat Ilaaj. Baaligh Hone Par Ladke Ke Andar Ek Zabardast Khwaahish Hoti Hai Ki Wah Ladkiyon Ko Jee Bhar Ke Dekhta Rahe, Aur Unke Zyada Se Zyada Qareeb Hone Ki Koshish Karta Hai, Yah Khwaahish Raat Ko Neend Me Tarah Tarah Ke Khwaabon Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai, Jo Khwaahish Poori Nahin Ho Sakti, Ladka Khwaab Me Use Poora Kar Leta Hai,. Pasand hai. HIJRA: oye Rati kya kar raha hai?Manish ne uske taraf dhekha aur kaha. MENDAK TALAAB KA. Maa ke Saath Suhagraat 6 "ye kya kar raha hai re. Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi. Yaadon Ko Teri Hum Pyar Karte Hai,saat Janam B Tum par Nisaar Karte Hai. Darasal iske soonghne ki shakti itni adhik hoti hai ki yeh halki se halki gandh ko bhi pehchan sakta hai. usey dekh kar chode bina dil nahin bharega. – By Siddhant Kapoor (Gyancho). Yoni se safed pani kyu ata hai is ka matlab kya hai rozana meri ke Yoni pani araha hai toh in ko kya huwa hai please tell answer fast This question is not answered yet. Doosra Gadha: Tu bhaag kyun nahi jata? Pehla Gadha: Bhaag toh jaau lekin yahaan. Jadeja Ravi. ek hafta pehle ham family ke kisi kaam se dusrey shehar me gaye they. 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Hi doston, Yeh kahani meri pyari behen ke bare mein hai. Dard ko na dekhiye dard se, dard ko bhi dard hota hai, dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyaar ki, aakhir pyaar ein dard hi to humdard hota hai 502. wo salman ki tarah mota natta nehi h wo fit h ek army officer jesa. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai. woh ek do baar colony ke ladko se chudva chuki hai. Off off off hai Dimag sabka off hai Zamaana kya kahega Iska hi toh sabko khauff hai Daabke jeete hai Daabane ke yeh aadhi hai SEX nishedh hai toh itni kyu abaadi hai Log yeh hai aatma se khokhle Khud kare toh thik baaki. This video is unavailable. Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi. Read 35 from the story Love is a waste of time by RupaBhulanja (Fireflies07) with 4,696 reads. Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge. Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra. Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend and Non Veg SmS santa aur banta sharab ke nashe me dhut hokar rail ki patrio ke bich jaa rahe the, banta : hey bhagwan, maine itni sidiya pehle kbhi nahi chadi. Kyun Chalti Hai. Neend ko bhagane ya kam karne ka tarika- is topic ko lekar phle ek sawal aapko karne chate hai wo hai-- aap kyu Neend ko bhagana ya kam karna chahte hai? kya aapko bahut sare kaam karne hai,kya aapko jyda time tak padhai karne hai, aisi kuch jawab aapko hai to chaliye jante hai neend ko kaise bhagaye ya kam kare, saat me ye bhi jane neend ko jyada bhagane se health ki upar kya effect pad sakte. chubhati hai sui maa ,. Dill roya par ankho ko rone na diya, Sari raat jaage khud ko sone na diya, Kitani pyar karte hai aapko unko is baat ka ahesas unko hone na diya. Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz. Mere mobile ko sukun mil gaya, Empty inbox mein msg ka. Pati apni patni ko letter likhta hai is bar salary k bdle pyar bhari 100kiss bhej raha hu. Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi. Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai. 18) buj gaya bhi to kya apne dil ke diya, abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye, dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare, dard kafi hai bus zindagi ke liye! 19) ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko, jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai, sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein, ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai. Baaligh Hone Par Ladke Ke Andar Ek Zabardast Khwaahish Hoti Hai Ki Wah Ladkiyon Ko Jee Bhar Ke Dekhta Rahe, Aur Unke Zyada Se Zyada Qareeb Hone Ki Koshish Karta Hai, Yah Khwaahish Raat Ko Neend Me Tarah Tarah Ke Khwaabon Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai, Jo Khwaahish Poori Nahin Ho Sakti, Ladka Khwaab Me Use Poora Kar Leta Hai,. me to sirf paani ki bottle kidhar hai vo puchne aaya tha { isha 樂 thinks and gets to know ki harsh indirectly chida raha hai and ishara karke harsh usse batata hai ki freya ko mat bata} [suddenly freya ke peeche ka zip khul jaata haito isha jaan buchke parth ko zip band karne ko kehti hai]. Par yeh taaza hai. Kabhi ye khayal is tarah bad jaata hai ki Aaine mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata hai. Ja chup jaa. Aur phir wo ghat lagakar doobara mantri ke bete ko gherta hai lekin ye uski badi galti saabit hoti hai kyonki ush mantri ne gupt roop se kuch body guard apne bete ke peechhe laga diye the. kya krti is baat ko bhulna chahti thi. 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Thanx For Watching #BhattChauhanZone. Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! La faavada mujhe de de!! Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,. Hi doston, Yeh kahani meri pyari behen ke bare me hai. Dil To Pagal Hai - Bholi Si Surat. Kyun Chalti Hai. Is raat ki subha ko jab aftaab tuloo hota hai, to yun lagta hai goya is mein zara siyahi na ho, wo tusht dikhai deta hai. Tarika controlled her crying and now her eyes were red and puffy: Haan jhut kaha tha. Yeh baat kareeb 5 saal pehle ki hai, jab ek dating website per mujhe ek 32 saal ki shaadishuda ladki mili. isliye rukne ke liye papa ne ek saste se hotel me kamra leliya tha. Main leta leta uski intzaar karta karta so gaya. me to sirf paani ki bottle kidhar hai vo puchne aaya tha { isha 樂 thinks and gets to know ki harsh indirectly chida raha hai and ishara karke harsh usse batata hai ki freya ko mat bata} [suddenly freya ke peeche ka zip khul jaata haito isha jaan buchke parth ko zip band karne ko kehti hai]. Mere mobile ko sukun mil gaya, Empty inbox mein msg ka. We promise U will never feel bore here So,. MANISH: Rati? HIJRA: Tu aur. Hotel owner: Haan aa rahi hai jee Hotel owner: Okay. What Is Love in Hindi sms message shayari IShq mohabbat Ilaaj. Najane kyu tere mere bich yeh doori hai. Contextual translation of "itni raat ko online main" into English. ek baar main main…. aatma ko to bhojan chahiye hi,tabhee ghar bhee sambhal paayega. Uska naam Sheetal hai. woh ek do baar colony ke ladko se chudva chuki hai. Shootout At Wadala Movie Dialogues Lyrics Collection. Anuj Kumar is on Facebook. Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye, Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai…. True friends are like Diamonds, They are real and rare. Aur isi baat ka toh fayda uthati hai yeh m****ing wh***. Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke BaadJija Bola Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte. Jindagi tere bin adhuri hai. Chaand Ko Garoor Hai Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai Bhuto Sa Chehra Bhuto sa chehra tera Chudeel si muskan hai Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke kutte bhi hairan hai Mohabbat yahan bikti hai ishq nilam hota hai bharose ka katal yahan khule aam hota hai jamane se thokar. Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai. 18) buj gaya bhi to kya apne dil ke diya, abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye, dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare, dard kafi hai bus zindagi ke liye! 19) ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko, jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai, sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein, ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai. Take care, MY DIAMOND. par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi-----Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye-----Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho. uske kissey main colony ke ladko se sunta hoon. Ye raaz-e-bahare gulshan hai, iss raaz ko jaane kya koyii shabnam ko rulaaya phulo ne, yaa raat ko shabnam khud royii Pyar karney wale ki kismat buri hoti hai, her mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai. Jab Ghar Pahucha, Bakra Ghar Me Hi Tha. bs wahi kar sakta h frustrate ho k log wahi karte hn. Ek Ladka Ek Ladki - Kitna Pyar Tumhe Karte. galat Dogale! Gaali de doon Hindi mein toh Bole aisa kyun kiya F**k kyun hai cool Jaane galat kyu hai ch***ya [Manto:]. Contextual translation of "kutte raat me bhonkte hai" into English. Haan haan, bata dijiye ki aap ghaghre ke andar nangi hai aur yeh bhi bata dijiye ki aapne apni chut sunhgayi hai mujhe abhi abhi…. Jaate jaate who koi achi nishani de gai,. uski umar 20 saal ki hai aur figue 35-21-35 hai. wo ek do baar colony ke ladko se chudva chuki hai. Kutton ke sardar ho gaye… ***** *** Dil ke dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum Detol ke siva kuch laagate nahi. Watch Queue Queue. Jadeja Ravi. Hindi Urdu Sher O Shayari And SMS Pages. 1 Bacha paida hote hi Nurse se bola, "Mobile hai kya?" Nurse boli hai lekin karega kya? Bacha: Kuch nahi Bas wo GOD ko miss call karni hai ki main pahuch gaya hu. (Special For S. terey sitam ko abhi lazaval hona hai tumhein khabar hi nahin tum to laut jao gey tumharey hijr mein lamha bhi saal hona hai hamari rooh per jab bhi azab utrein gey tumhari yaad ko uss dil pe dhaal hona hai har aik shakhs chaley ga hamari rahon per muhabbaton mein humein woh misaal hona hai zamana jis k khum-o-paich mein ulajh jaye. Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Hoti Hai. Aali Lahar Kela Kahar is a blog where you will find celebrity news, bollywood pics, technology updates, politics news, Humor, Jokes. Jab koi apna milkar nazro se dppr hota hai, Kyu roti hai kambakhat ye ankhe, Dil se jyada kasur to kismet ka hota hai…!! Hindi Sad Shayari Aankho me aansu hai, Fir bhi labo pe muskan hai, Jeena jab har hal me hai, To hasne me kya nuksaan hai ! Har jalte Deepak tale andhera hota hai, Har raat ke piche ek savera hota hai,. Pati daru pikar Raat ko Ghar der se pahucha, To Patni hath me Jhadu lekar samne khari thi. wo salman ki tarah mota natta nehi h wo fit h ek army officer jesa. Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! La faavada mujhe de de!! Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,. ek baar main main…. Learn English words with their meaning in Hindi Learn with flashcards, games, and more — for free. Is raat ki zagmag me doobi main dhundh rahi hoon apney ko… Drowning myself in the radiance of the night I am searching for the one who belongs to me… Yeh raat bheegi bheegi, yeh mast fizayein, utha dheere woh chaand pyaara pyaara… This wet night and the dazed autumn, the lovely moon rose slowly in the sky… Kyu aag si lagaa ke gumsum hai. Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi, kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai, makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai. jindgi ko or jhanto ko jitna suljhaoge vo utna hi uljhengi. hum toh thukna bhi pasand nahi karte aise jagah par…. Purvaji Aapki present life story to maine padhli n apki future ka v mujhe pata hai, kyun ki apki same story meri maa ke 7th huyi n meri maa ki zindegi barbad kardi mere papa ne,meri maa ki shadi huyi,mere papa v bht hndsm the n meri maa v bht beautiful hai, par kya fayda pyar or shadi man or dil ka milan hota hai,mere papa meri maa ko shadi se. Contextual translation of "mai raat ko 11 baje souga" into English. Chodhry) * Bewafa Ladkiyo se to WISHKY or CGRET achi h,ye bhi Dil jalati h woh bhi DIL jalati hai, kam se kam dil jalane se pehle Whisky OR CGRET Hotho se to lag jati hai. Suhagrat Ki Majedar Baat, Suhagrat jokes Chutkule Ek 75 Saal ke buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi kar li aur , Suhagrat par dono khub r. 18) buj gaya bhi to kya apne dil ke diya, abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye, dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare, dard kafi hai bus zindagi ke liye! 19) ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko, jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai, sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein, ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai. may ne kaghaz par bhi bana kar dekhy hay ankhien (*_*)By amjad hanif Jab koi ap jaisay dost mil jaye Jab koi ap jaisay dost mil jaye tau u know dil kiya kehta hay. Main nahi chahta ki medicines badal jaye aur mere kutte ko kuch ho jaye”…!! *** Ek din romantic novel padhte hue patni ne pati se pucha: “Agar koi khoobsurat ladka mujhe bhaga kar le ja raha ho. ***** *** Tum pass hote to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum. Tou bhae / Dyuti khubsoorti se apni mehroom thi / Parhne sheher me apne gaaon se door thi. Watch Queue Queue. Baago main phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko deep jalte rahenge, Dua hai yehi hamari khuda se, Aap khush raha kare, Baaki taklif to hum dete rahenge. Kutte ke baare me bayan. Ke inka jo so called best friend hai, woh inke saath bas sona chahta hai Londo se itni der tak gale lagti hai, ke na jaane kabke yeh bichde hai Aur g**d jali mai hum sochte hai ke hum hi shayed pichde hai. Funny Shayari or SMS give us happiness and our mind live cheerful. Ravindrasinh Jadeja Khusi milti hai to khush raha karo, Koi gum hai to hamse kaha karo, Ham nahi chahate ki aap udas raho, Apne liye na sahi hamare liye Muskuraya karo. Aap mahapurushon ko ghar mein bulakar bhee aashirwaad le sakti hain,isse maahol sudharega lekin satsang ka koi alternate naheen hai. Jab Takiya Aksar Ratoun Ko Razoo Ka Bouj Uthata Hai Jab Bichray Waqt Ka Raz Sama Ankhon Ka Bouj Ghatata Hai Jab Lab Apas Main Miltay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai. Jab vivah ki pratham sandhiya yani shadi ki pehli raat pati apni patni se sambhog ka awsar pata hai to har pati ye chata hai ko wo apni patni se sambhog ka pura anad le our patni bhi yehi chati hai ke use pati se sabhog me yani sex me khoob sukh, anand our maja prapt ho. ek baar main main…. main bhut dubla patla hu mota hona chahata hoon kaise kya karu? kamjori rahti hai bhookh bhi nahi lagti me kya karo? Body Health kaise banaye weight gain kaise badhaye gharelu ilaaj upaye batao natural treatment in hindi me Vajan Badhane Ke Tips muth marne se kamjori hoti hai kya. waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padhana,. Jhuthi hi kyun na ho par Yeh roti sabko khaani hai Chaahe jhuthi baat hi kyun na ho Par duniya bhar mein failani hai Aadmi ki fitrat aur niyat Toh cheejein hoti hain Niyat bhale hi badal jaaye Par fitrat change na hoti hai Toh fitrat ko sambhalo Chaahe jitne bhi kutte kutte paalo (paalo) Chori kari hui baatein pe Chaahe jitne bhi bhaun bhaun. ” Main abhi bhi taye nahi kar paa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai, main kutte ke dhar ko dhekh raha tha, uske mooh aur aankein dono marne ke baad bhi khuli hui thi. Faiz Syed IRC TV Islamic Research Centre Naam Kyu Hai Aapke Idare Ka Jabki Islam Me Resarch Ki Zaroorat Nahi Dulhe Ko Shadi Ki Raat Dost. Mere Dil ko khusi se bhar deti hai, khuda salamat rakhe apki hansi ko, kyu ki apki Khusi hume zindgi deti hai… ` Raat hai andheri or sunsan si charo tarf chhayi hai ek virani khamosh ho kar bhi ye hava kuch hai keh rahi andhere mein rasta kisi ka jaise dhundti taare apni roshni se raah hain dekhte subha ko jane kaha woh gum ho jate…. ye sab mere saath ek hafta pehle hee hua tha. aatma ko to bhojan chahiye hi,tabhee ghar bhee sambhal paayega. Kutte ke baare me bayan. LADY : Kutte, time poocha hai MAN : Kamini, time hi toh bataya hai Bra Pantie(12:35) Baithe hai tere khayalo me Kora kagaz pe likh dala tera naam tasveer b uthar dali or likha ye paigam ZINDA pakadnewale ko Rs. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai. Karwa Chauth Ek व्रत Hota Hai or Ye vert Sadisuda Females Ke Liye Hota hai Jismai Pura Din Bina Kuch Ghaye Piye rehna or Karna Padta Hai or yE Vert Apne Pati Ki Lambi Aayu Ke Liye Patni Dawara Kiya Jata Hai Or Ye festival Kirti Mas ki kirsan Paks Ki Chaturthi Ko Manaya. ek baar main main jaa raha tha toh us ladko ne mujhe hi bola. log panj namajaan padhde, peeche saara din vele firde, aashiq dum dum de vich padhde, bhaaven teg tale sir lah jaave, ishq na darda maut kanu, tonne sooli chadna pai jaave. ek baar main main…. tera rusta takta hai, aadhi raat ka pora chaand us ke pyaar me'n kho'ey ham, uski khatir ro'ey ham dekh ke aksar hansta hai, aadhi raat ka pora chaand such ye hai, paraya hai, phr be dil ko bhaya hai baat meri kab sunta hai, aadhi aat ka pora chaand ik din thi tanhai bohat, yaad tumhari aai bohat bilkul tum sa lagta hai, aadhi raat ka pora chaand. Saari Bakriyaan Bhi Chod Di Kisaan Ne. Makhi aur Machar. Patni Mote Pati Se :- Ji Sunte Ho Dekhna Pinki Kyu Roo Rahi Hai, Mota Pati :- Hmm Dekho Na Jid Lagaye Baithi Hai Ki, Ise Hathi Par Bethna Hai, Patni :- To Phir Aap Peeth Pe Bithaate Kyun Nahi. Hi doston, Yeh kahani meri pyari behen ke bare mein hai. Is raat ki subha ko jab aftaab tuloo hota hai, to yun lagta hai goya is mein zara siyahi na ho, wo tusht dikhai deta hai. tadapna iska kam hota hai, khush naseeb ko kabhi bhi ishq ho nahi sakta, ye to badnasibo ka jaam hota hai. Photo Shayari in Hindi: Download and Share Judai Shayari Image. Watch Queue Queue. Kabhi ye khayal is tarah bad jaata hai ki Aaine mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata hai. Pehla Gadha: Yaar! Mera malik mujhe bahut peet-ta hai. Ravindrasinh Jadeja Khusi milti hai to khush raha karo, Koi gum hai to hamse kaha karo, Ham nahi chahate ki aap udas raho, Apne liye na sahi hamare liye Muskuraya karo. Kya kutte raat mein nahi bhokte hain?- Do dogs not bark at night? Bache kyu nhi aate hai to get up in the morning, sab kuch – everything, maidan. bro Kisi ko bhi puch aake rawal pada bro Kitne sare raaz abhi khola nahi bro Jaanta meri pagal premi samaj ja bro Kaam karu hatke nai bajata khote dhol Pehle muje koi nahi puchta tha Abhi saale mere aage kutte jaise ghum rahe hai kyu? Takhta nahi ladka hu mein hatke. aur hamein wahan do raat rukna tha. wo salman ki tarah mota natta nehi h wo fit h ek army officer jesa. Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain, Aadmi aur Kutte wala joke (1). terey sitam ko abhi lazaval hona hai tumhein khabar hi nahin tum to laut jao gey tumharey hijr mein lamha bhi saal hona hai hamari rooh per jab bhi azab utrein gey tumhari yaad ko uss dil pe dhaal hona hai har aik shakhs chaley ga hamari rahon per muhabbaton mein humein woh misaal hona hai zamana jis k khum-o-paich mein ulajh jaye. Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! La faavada mujhe de de!! Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,. nach nach ke yaar mana lena, bhavin kanjari banana pai jaave. Abhinav with little understanding: Matlab Abhijeet hi Aditi k father hai?. may ne kaghaz par bhi bana kar dekhy hay ankhien (*_*)By amjad hanif Jab koi ap jaisay dost mil jaye Jab koi ap jaisay dost mil jaye tau u know dil kiya kehta hay. main bhut dubla patla hu mota hona chahata hoon kaise kya karu? kamjori rahti hai bhookh bhi nahi lagti me kya karo? Body Health kaise banaye weight gain kaise badhaye gharelu ilaaj upaye batao natural treatment in hindi me Vajan Badhane Ke Tips muth marne se kamjori hoti hai kya. This video is unavailable. Sona nahi hai kya? Kuchh to apna khyal kar pagli. Contextual translation of "kutte raat me bhonkte hai" into English. usey dekh kar pele bina dil nahin bharega. Dilwale - Jeeta Tha Jiske Liye. Agle din issi hijre ne dhekha ki Manish ek gali ke ek kone mein khada hai aur ek kutte ko dhekh kar soch mein dooba hua hai. Ek Ajnabi Se Mujhe Itna Pyar Kyu Hai, Inkar Karne Par Chahat Ka Ikraar Kyu Hai, Use Pana Nahi Meri Taqdeer. Yun to humari shrimati ji bahut rangili hai, lekin khaas taur par jab mausam hariyali, barsaati aur rangeela ho tab unka romantic hona aur bhi badh jata hai. dil armano se houseful hai pyar milega ya nahi doubtful hai is duniya me har cheez wonderful hai par zindagi aap jaise doston se he beautiful hai. Watch Queue Queue. , gaand ko kyon sahla raha hai". Darasal iske soonghne ki shakti itni adhik hoti hai ki yeh halki se halki gandh ko bhi pehchan sakta hai. Abhinav with little happiness: Yeh toh achi baat hai naa ki tumhe Abhijeet mil gaye. Contextual translation of "kutte raat me bhonkte hai" into English. Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko, Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko, Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!! Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door, Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door, Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor. Now the question is, ke paisa hoke bhi hum inke jaal mai kyu phas jaate hai? Kutte bankar kyu inke saamne pyar ke liye haat phailaate hai Kyuki hum ch*** hai, and we always need an emotional support. jindgi ko or jhanto ko jitna suljhaoge vo utna hi uljhengi. Jab vivah ki pratham sandhiya yani shadi ki pehli raat pati apni patni se sambhog ka awsar pata hai to har pati ye chata hai ko wo apni patni se sambhog ka pura anad le our patni bhi yehi chati hai ke use pati se sabhog me yani sex me khoob sukh, anand our maja prapt ho. Par teri ek muskurahat meri majburi hai. Ek machhar sala aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai: One mosquito can turn a man into a eunuch: Ek khatmal poori raat ko apahij kar deta hai: One bed bug can handicap the whole night: Sala ek machhar aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai: One mosquito can turn a man into a eunuch. 18) buj gaya bhi to kya apne dil ke diya, abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye, dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare, dard kafi hai bus zindagi ke liye! 19) ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko, jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai, sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein, ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai. Jiyen Kyun Lyrics: Na aaye ho, na aaoge, na phone pe bulaoge / Na shaam ki karaari chai, labo'n se yun pilaoge / Na aaye ho, na aaoge, na din dhale sataoge / Na raat ki nashili bye se neendh mein. Saamne likha rehta hai ki g**d fatne waali hai par kyu hum usko padh nahi paate Pata nahi yeh chota sa funda inko kyu nahi samajh mai aata hai. Yaadon Ko Teri Hum Pyar Karte Hai,saat Janam B Tum par Nisaar Karte Hai. Shootout At Wadala Movie Dialogues Lyrics Collection. Kutte ke baare me bayan. i hate him from botem off my heart kamya mam fvrt. September 13, 2012 · Hathi chalta hai tab kutte bhokte hai phir bhi hathi apni chal me must rehta hai. Mausi ne khane ke baare main pocha to maine mana kar diya ki bhookh nahi hai khair raat ko barish ruk gayi par light nahin aayi to maine mausi se kaha ki main chat paar jaa raha hun sone ke liye kyonki bahar thandi hawaa chal rahi thi to mausi ne kaha ki wo bhi saath chalti hai to humne niche door lock kar diya kutte ko khulla chod diya aur. Santa Banta Messages - - LoveSove. Lava dropping to the ocean, big island, Hawaii, 2016 November 5, 2019 [MHWI]十字猛擊弩III(輕弩.通常彈3)配裝分享[魔物獵人世界冰原] November 5, 2019. Watch Queue Queue. ` Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,. Jab Takiya Aksar Ratoun Ko Razoo Ka Bouj Uthata Hai Jab Bichray Waqt Ka Raz Sama Ankhon Ka Bouj Ghatata Hai Jab Lab Apas Main Miltay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai. – By Siddhant Kapoor (Gyancho). Aunty Police Bula Legi is provided Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Funny Images and 140 Character SMS. Par woh pagal, apne kutte ko bhi saath leke aaya. Dawood Ibrahim warned Bal Thackeray -Khaleej Times Sharjah (Routers) Dawood Ibrahim (Don of India) has warned Shiv Sena and their leader Baal thakre that if they did any thing wrong with Pakistani team in world cup Final in India than they should ready for a powerfull reaction from underworld. After coming to the road-side hotel Rajjo: Happy teen chai Rajjo: Three teas. “Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?” Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga… Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu? Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai… Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa. Aur isi baat ka toh fayda uthati hai yeh m****ing wh***. unhe nind nahi aati jo pyar karta hai, par jo dil ko todta hai woh chain se sota hai. aatma ko to bhojan chahiye hi,tabhee ghar bhee sambhal paayega. * Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil me jo hai kisi ko bata na sakoge, karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,budhape tak udhari chuka na sakoge. Aakhir tang aakar wo faisla leta hai ki wo apne tareeke se hi ish matter ko solve kar sakta hai yaani Doga ke khauf se yaani Dogagiri se. Ek baar raat ko me make up kar rahi thi to usne mujhse pooch liya ki maa kaha jaane ke liye taiyar ho rahi ho. Kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, Wo to hamare na ho sake par hum. Dill roya par ankho ko rone na diya, Sari raat jaage khud ko sone na diya, Kitani pyar karte hai aapko unko is baat ka ahesas unko hone na diya. Phir din dhal gaya,Phir raat aa gayi,Phir tanhayi me rahne ki baat aa gayi,Abhi to taro ki panah me baithe hi the,Chand ko dekha aur aapki yaad aa gayi ===== Zindgi me ek waqt aata hai,Jab insaan apne aap ko tanha pata hai,Wahi tanhaiya to batati hai,Ki kaun kiska kitna sath nibhata hai =====. Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai. Magar honi ko kaun tal sakta hai. Human translations with examples: english, dogs are barking, when dog was bark, do you want to do. What Is Love in Hindi sms message shayari IShq mohabbat Ilaaj. Indian ladki ko raat ki shift me chod chukka hai aur wah chut ke lie kisi bhi had tak jaa sakta hai. Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they’ve slept with. Baaligh Hone Par Ladke Ke Andar Ek Zabardast Khwaahish Hoti Hai Ki Wah Ladkiyon Ko Jee Bhar Ke Dekhta Rahe, Aur Unke Zyada Se Zyada Qareeb Hone Ki Koshish Karta Hai, Yah Khwaahish Raat Ko Neend Me Tarah Tarah Ke Khwaabon Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai, Jo Khwaahish Poori Nahin Ho Sakti, Ladka Khwaab Me Use Poora Kar Leta Hai,. Watch Queue Queue. Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye, Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke. nach nach ke yaar mana lena, bhavin kanjari banana pai jaave. Aayi bala ko taal tu Aage se bati peechhe se kati Panga liya toh maar de kalti Muft ka chandan ghis mere nandan Maal bacha ke bhaag tu Upar se bolte hain What's up, arey! Neeche se khinchte hai chaddi chaddi Saala ijjat utaarne ko always ready Har ek freind kamina hota hai Bole toh Har ek freind kamina hota hai Har ek freind kamina hota hai tr. Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi. Recent Posts. jindgi ko or jhanto ko jitna suljhaoge vo utna hi uljhengi. Yun to humari shrimati ji bahut rangili hai, lekin khaas taur par jab mausam hariyali, barsaati aur rangeela ho tab unka romantic hona aur bhi badh jata hai. We promise U will never feel bore here So,. Tou bhae / Dyuti khubsoorti se apni mehroom thi / Parhne sheher me apne gaaon se door thi. Jaise Banjaare Ko Ghar Lyrics are penned by Mithoon while this track is sung by Mohammad Irfan. Phir din dhal gaya,Phir raat aa gayi,Phir tanhayi me rahne ki baat aa gayi,Abhi to taro ki panah me baithe hi the,Chand ko dekha aur aapki yaad aa gayi ===== Zindgi me ek waqt aata hai,Jab insaan apne aap ko tanha pata hai,Wahi tanhaiya to batati hai,Ki kaun kiska kitna sath nibhata hai =====. Whatsapp se -ek ladka raat ko sharab pikar ghar aaya aur jab waah so rha tha tabhi waah bahgwan ko pyara ho gya usne bahgwan ke pass jakar dobara janam lene ke liye kha baghwan ne janam too diya lekin usee murgi bnaa diya murgi banne ke baad jab usne annda diya too waah soone ka nikla usne jor lga ke kaise bhi ek aur bhi nikala too waah bhi sone ka nikla wo fir se nikal rha tha njane kissi ne. suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai ***** Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai, khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda nakare ***** Har pal muskurana zindagi hai, muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai, jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai, haar kar muskurana zindagi hai *****. the most important thing is his book hansi ke phuware get updated daily. bro Kisi ko bhi puch aake rawal pada bro Kitne sare raaz abhi khola nahi bro Jaanta meri pagal premi samaj ja bro Kaam karu hatke nai bajata khote dhol Pehle muje koi nahi puchta tha Abhi saale mere aage kutte jaise ghum rahe hai kyu? Takhta nahi ladka hu mein hatke. chubhati hai sui maa ,. Nikalna hai yaha se jitna ho sake utna jaldi Par na jaane kyu jab wo din aaya hai kareeb Lag raha hai humara VIT bhi bahot khubsurat aur haseen Kuch dino k baad na hoge yeh din na hogi yeh raatein Bas yaadein banke rahe jayegi humare saare kisse aur humari saari baatein. "hai maa, tumhara ye dekhne mein bahut sundar lagta hai, sahlane do na,,,,,". hum toh thukna bhi pasand nahi karte aise jagah par…. Human translations with examples: english, i'm not busy, go to hottest, dogs are barking. koi b post aaye wahn pe bs kutton ki tarh ek hi chij bhokta h. LADY : Kutte, time poocha hai MAN : Kamini, time hi toh bataya hai Bra Pantie(12:35) Baithe hai tere khayalo me Kora kagaz pe likh dala tera naam tasveer b uthar dali or likha ye paigam ZINDA pakadnewale ko Rs. Pandit ji praram mai bhed paresan hu meri saadi 24 nov ko hai aur aj ek gahtna ghat gai jiske karan man bahut paresan hai. or ek kutte ko sabha mai laya gaya or kaha jo es kutte ko mar dega use Raja bana diya jayeg parntu jis parkar kutte ko marna hai usi prakar raja us aadi ko marega jiese kutte ko jehar dega to raja us aadmi ko jahar dega kutta bhi marna chahiye or aadmi nahi marna chahiye. Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte. akki k bare main. Usne Biwi Se Puchha- Bakra Kaha Se Aaya? Biwi- Bakre to yahi tha tm Batao, Raat Ko Tum Choro Ki Tarah KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye The…?. Aunty Police Bula Legi is provided Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Funny Images and 140 Character SMS. Manager : Ji alag alag. 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Chaand Ko Garoor Hai Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai Bhuto Sa Chehra Bhuto sa chehra tera Chudeel si muskan hai Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke kutte bhi hairan hai Mohabbat yahan bikti hai ishq nilam hota hai bharose ka katal yahan khule aam hota hai jamane se thokar. ”-----ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya. Watch Queue Queue. Human translations with examples: kya, you sleepy, it's online, let's say it, i am so happy. Har pal muskurana zindagi hai, muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai, jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai, haar kar muskurana zindagi hai. Baaligh Hone Par Ladke Ke Andar Ek Zabardast Khwaahish Hoti Hai Ki Wah Ladkiyon Ko Jee Bhar Ke Dekhta Rahe, Aur Unke Zyada Se Zyada Qareeb Hone Ki Koshish Karta Hai, Yah Khwaahish Raat Ko Neend Me Tarah Tarah Ke Khwaabon Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai, Jo Khwaahish Poori Nahin Ho Sakti, Ladka Khwaab Me Use Poora Kar Leta Hai,. Thanks For Reading 500+ Latest Funny Shayari in Hindi Sms 2018. Dekhte Dekhte Usne Kutti Ko 2 Baar Chod Diya Fir Usne Bakri Ki Chudai Shuru Kari. Humne Metrik Tak Haasil Ki Hain Education Phir Bhi Naa Jaan Sake Love Ki Definition Phir Dil Ke Darewazee Par Like Diya No Admission Aap Aa Gaye Phir Bhi Without Permission. par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi-----Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye-----Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho. We don't upload Hay Re Meri Jutti Mp3 Song Download, We just retail information from other sources & hyperlink to them. Yeh baat qareeb 2 saal purani hai,ek baar main apne relation ki kisi shaadi mein gya hua tha Baraat se wapas aate waqt raat ke qareeb 1. aisa fake aur bulshit hai aapka dharam toh aapjaiso ko he mubarak ho. ” Main abhi bhi taye nahi kar paa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai, main kutte ke dhar ko dhekh raha tha, uske mooh aur aankein dono marne ke baad bhi khuli hui thi. Mera plan tha, usse marne ka. Din ko message kiya kar yaar, Raat ko humein some se hain pyar. Ja chup jaa. Ek machhar sala aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai: One mosquito can turn a man into a eunuch: Ek khatmal poori raat ko apahij kar deta hai: One bed bug can handicap the whole night: Sala ek machhar aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai: One mosquito can turn a man into a eunuch. saari raat bhonkde kutte, tain kanu utte. Maa ke Saath Suhagraat 6 "ye kya kar raha hai re. Magar aap se mil ke Isha dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,. Watch Queue Queue. tadapna iska kam hota hai, khush naseeb ko kabhi bhi ishq ho nahi sakta, ye to badnasibo ka jaam hota hai. Jab Takiya Aksar Ratoun Ko Razoo Ka Bouj Uthata Hai Jab Bichray Waqt Ka Raz Sama Ankhon Ka Bouj Ghatata Hai Jab Lab Apas Main Miltay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai Dukh Hastay Hai. Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chalawange Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hai “TOTA” bola ” PATHAN” hai Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai. Jhuthi hi kyun na ho par Yeh roti sabko khaani hai Chaahe jhuthi baat hi kyun na ho Par duniya bhar mein failani hai Aadmi ki fitrat aur niyat Toh cheejein hoti hain Niyat bhale hi badal jaaye Par fitrat change na hoti hai Toh fitrat ko sambhalo Chaahe jitne bhi kutte kutte paalo (paalo) Chori kari hui baatein pe Chaahe jitne bhi bhaun bhaun. Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai, Subh uthy to diwali a gai, Socha send karon ap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ke b miss call a gai. ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha, “aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?” Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako. Watch Queue Queue. “Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?” Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga… Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu? Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai… Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa. Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti Karta Hai, Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai, Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai, Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokta Hai, Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat Karta Hai, Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai, Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye”. Aur isi baat ka toh fayda uthati hai yeh m****ing wh***. Human translations with examples: english, you sleepy, it's online, let's say it, i am so happy. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai, khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda nakare 76. Is raat ki zagmag me doobi main dhundh rahi hoon apney ko… Drowning myself in the radiance of the night I am searching for the one who belongs to me… Yeh raat bheegi bheegi, yeh mast fizayein, utha dheere woh chaand pyaara pyaara… This wet night and the dazed autumn, the lovely moon rose slowly in the sky… Kyu aag si lagaa ke gumsum hai. Aur phir wo ghat lagakar doobara mantri ke bete ko gherta hai lekin ye uski badi galti saabit hoti hai kyonki ush mantri ne gupt roop se kuch body guard apne bete ke peechhe laga diye the. "hai maa, tumhara ye dekhne mein bahut sundar lagta hai, sahlane do na,,,,,". Meri Bhains Ko Anda Kyu Mara. Logo ko aksar kehte suna: “Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”. i hate him from botem off my heart kamya mam fvrt. Main nahi chahta ki medicines badal jaye aur mere kutte ko kuch ho jaye”…!! *** Ek din romantic novel padhte hue patni ne pati se pucha: “Agar koi khoobsurat ladka mujhe bhaga kar le ja raha ho. 47) Dhoop hoti hai suraj se, jalna zameen ko padtaa hai, mohobbathoti hai aapse tadapna hum ko padta hai. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. Contextual translation of "kutte raat ko bhokte h" into English. Funny Shero Shayari in Hindi for Students - Funny Status Ye Dil To Kisi Aur Ki Amanat Hai Sanam, Tere Liye Bhi Ek Kidney Bacha Rakhi Hai, Agar Tu Hai To Phi Kya Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki, Funny Shayari in Hindi Sabko Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki, Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye, Par Fitrat Nahi Badalti. Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu, Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib! La faavada mujhe de de!! Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,. Watch Queue Queue. Aaj Iss Sahar Main Humari Koi Haisiyat Nahin, Tum Kya Waade Ko Lekar Baithe Ho. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai. Kabhi ye khayal is tarah bad jaata hai ki Aaine mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata hai. Lekin mere saath kuchh samasyabhi hai kyonki dheere-2 chinky bhi badhi ho rahi hai.